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I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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