Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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