hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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