I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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