you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
well you can't waste a boner
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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