let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
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Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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