dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I just had sex on a roof
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You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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