I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
being pregnant is like rehab
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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