So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
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I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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