I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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