So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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