Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize