I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
You dont lie about slip and slides
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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