I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Holy sore nipples Batman
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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