The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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