A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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