And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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