we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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