this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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