normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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