Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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