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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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