So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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