When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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