Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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