she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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