Don't you send me to vm
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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