4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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