idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
This is my gift to your gina
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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