You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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