You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
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I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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