Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
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