brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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