Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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