i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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