I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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