"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
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I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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