if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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