I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Randomize
