My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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