I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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