i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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