Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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