Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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