I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
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You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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