How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
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I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
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I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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