does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
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Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.