I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"