How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
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Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.