There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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