I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
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What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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