Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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