Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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