is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
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