She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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