Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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