So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
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I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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