No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
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She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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